Tuesday, 28 September 2010
If I had a TARDIS I would…
• Go ask my friends the times when they were alone and needed a hug and go back to give them a hug.
• Watch a genuine Shakespeare play at the globe.
• Visit Earth in 100 years and then 1000 years, just to compare.
• Visit Raxacoricofallapatorius … and Clom.
• Tell 15 year old me that I can survive without a boyfriend.
• See how they built Stonehenge
• Watch the beginning of the world.
• Show the writers of Doctor Who!
• Take my old mechanics class on that trip I mentioned in my fan-fiction…
• See if Busted were right about the year 3000
• Find out if I ever get married
• Watch my parents’ wedding
• Sit and listen to the sermon on the mount
• Visit CS Lewis
• Visit a parallel universe
• Sleep whilst flying through the time vortex so as to not waste any ‘real’ time.
• Make it possible to be in two places at once
• Listen in on Spurgeon
• Learn how to fix the Chameleon Circuit so I can finish the sentence!
• Visit the places that I don’t have the time or money to go to now.
• Go to VidCon
• Find the place which sells actual sonic screwdrivers and buy one
• Watch the big Bible events like the parting of the Red Sea, the fall of Jericho, David and Goliath, the flood, the feeding of the 5000.
• Set a ‘trap’ to meet the Doctor.
• Check the weather to make it easier to make long-term plans
• Find a way to visit old Gallifrey.
• Worry intensely about creating multiple paradoxes and the theological implications of owning a TARDIS!
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* Raxacoricofallapatorius? Of all the planets you could have picked? New Earth, Pete's World, Oodsphere (post-Series 4, obviously), Sontar, Messaline, The Library (okay, maybe not that one), San Helios (pre-Planet of the Dead) Mars... Raxa? Hmm.
ReplyDelete* If you find out about getting married, that'll really spoil the surprise, won't it?
* You don't need to find a place that sells sonic screwdrivers. If you had a TARDIS, the ship's console would generate a new screwdriver for you when necessary (a la The Eleventh Hour).
* General point: so much for not crossing your own timeline...
* Finished whingeing and nitpicking now :)
things I'd do with a TARDIS:
ReplyDelete* go and visit friends without having to make a massive train journey. would do that one a lot. would probably end up annoying them by materialising in what used to be their garden shed a few times too often.
* avoid mondays
* find a way of parking at 7:59 in the morning and staying there for at least two hours so i don't have to get up until i feel like it
* fix the chameleon circuit then materialise inside a white goods shop, just to see the look on the staff and customers' faces when i climb out of what now looks like a dishwasher
* if i get bored, keep setting fire to the ship's interior until it regenerates into a design i like (judging by End of Time / 11th Hour you can actually do that sort of thing)
*Raxacoricofallapatorius was more just so I could say I'd been there =) Not necessarily because I'd enjoy it!
ReplyDelete*I know the TARDIS might generate me one but I might not like the design. Hence the shop!
*I don't want to know who I marry, just if. Doesn't spoil the surprise quite so much!
*And re: crossing my own timeline... yeah, not sure how I'd work that one out!
* well, if you do go to Raxa, remember your gas mask and odour neutraliser... 8p
ReplyDelete* if you don't like your screwdriver, do what the doctor does - blow it up, and ask the TARDIS for another one. repeat until you get a screwdriver you like. it's cheaper, and you also get to play with fire! that's a win-win situation if ever i saw one.