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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

If I had a TARDIS I would…


• Go ask my friends the times when they were alone and needed a hug and go back to give them a hug.

• Watch a genuine Shakespeare play at the globe.

• Visit Earth in 100 years and then 1000 years, just to compare.

• Visit Raxacoricofallapatorius … and Clom.

• Tell 15 year old me that I can survive without a boyfriend.

• See how they built Stonehenge

• Watch the beginning of the world.

• Show the writers of Doctor Who!

• Take my old mechanics class on that trip I mentioned in my fan-fiction…

• See if Busted were right about the year 3000

• Find out if I ever get married

• Watch my parents’ wedding

• Sit and listen to the sermon on the mount

• Visit CS Lewis

• Visit a parallel universe

• Sleep whilst flying through the time vortex so as to not waste any ‘real’ time.

• Make it possible to be in two places at once

• Listen in on Spurgeon

• Learn how to fix the Chameleon Circuit so I can finish the sentence!

• Visit the places that I don’t have the time or money to go to now.

• Go to VidCon

• Find the place which sells actual sonic screwdrivers and buy one

• Watch the big Bible events like the parting of the Red Sea, the fall of Jericho, David and Goliath, the flood, the feeding of the 5000.

• Set a ‘trap’ to meet the Doctor.

• Check the weather to make it easier to make long-term plans

• Find a way to visit old Gallifrey.

• Worry intensely about creating multiple paradoxes and the theological implications of owning a TARDIS!