That £5 you find at the bottom of your pocket...

I was tidying up the files on my computer and came upon a word document called “asthma blog!” I had no idea what this was and don’t remember writing a blog with anything to do with asthma in it so I opened it up. I thought I would share this with you as this is what happens when you cross a bored teenager, some biology homework, msn and Matt. Enjoy!

asthma is a condition that causes severe diaroeah and excessive tears

Matt Baker says:

"Asthma is a type of magic dragon."


yeah, that too!

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

it is often made worse by the presence of a magic dragon, particularly if it is blue

Matt Baker says:

however, the NHS provides phoenixes to chase away the dragons free of charge to students and the over 50s

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

sometimes, pink dragons reduce the effects of asthma, however, you must be careful not to get them muddled with the light red dragons which cause high levels of irritation


phoenixes are often provided as treatment and come in a variety of forms


the polka dot phoenixes reduce the inflamation of the diaphragme, while stripy phoenixes improve Sight

Matt Baker says:

Good stuff

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

asthma, in its simplest form, is an allergic reaction. for most people, this is triggered by a blow to the head, however, some find that the same reaction is brought on by the prescence of david tennant

Matt Baker says:

hehe


eh oh

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

david tennant himself is known to have severe asthma and is constantly surrounded by phoenixes to ensure his very prescence does not bring on an asthma attack

Matt Baker says:

i want one now

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

it is believed that certain females produce a pheremone that counteracts the effects of david tennant and that is why, in his role as doctor, he has kissed all his companions

Matt Baker says:

heheeh

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

nevertheless, this privaledge is not available to all and most have to make do with bottled pheremones which have the unfortunate side effect of unatractiveness


however, only those with tennant induced asthma need these pheremones and all other forms of asthma can be treated with simple phoenixes and honey


i think ive run out of drivel now!

Matt Baker says:

Nah, you could write loads and loads about this!

*HannaH* (If I don't talk to you now its coz "I'm trying to resonate concrete") says:

lol, maybe ill put it on a blog let me just save what we wrote!

Matt Baker says:

hehehe

DFTBA, Terrie, I have not forgotten! (even if it seems you have... *cough cough*)