'Happy'

Are you happy now? Yeah, I’m pretty happy.
Have you got it all figured out? No, that would take a while. But I’m trying to figure everything out.
I hope you’re living large. Currently I’m living kind of medium.
Take another fool and break his heart. But what if he breaks mine?

Are you better now? A little better I guess. I’d be even better if you fed me sweets…
Everything you dreamed about? Not yet! I’ve still got to get through university and become a vet!
Someone rich and you’ll fall in love But money’s not everything.
But it’s not him you’re thinking of... Of course not. As I said, money’s not everything.

Take these memories Thank you.
Throw them all away oh, Ok.
So I can’t recall
the pain of yesterday That’s a bit harsh. I know school can be a bore but still.

Take my broken core Apple core?
Far away from here Timbuktu!
But every place I go
I just want to disappear. Magic invisibility cloak!

Are you happy now? No, you’ve just depressed me.
Have you got it all figured out? Definitely not. Apparently there’s even more that I don’t know and still need to figure out. Like where Timbuktu is…
I hope you’re living large. Obesity isn’t that great.
Take another fool and break his heart. I think that’s a bit mean and I’m still not convinced I’d break his before he’d break mine.

Are you better now? No, worse than before. Remember, you depressed me.
Everything you dreamed about? Dreams take time to develop. I’m still waiting.
Someone rich and you’ll fall in love What, with the money?
But it’s not him you’re thinking of Exactly, money!

But it’s not him you’re thinking of Ur… you just said that…

When did you lose your smile? Hey, what? I’ve lost my smile? You got any idea where I may have misplaced it?
I tried to be strong Six pack strong?
Lifting the veil I was
the fool all along Define fool…

So much more complex Like a Rubik’s cube?
Carnal through and through That’s a bit harsh.
Kept your secrets buried deep “Elton, fetch a spade!”
But now I see right through you Yay! The cloak works!

I’m glad that I’ve escaped the wake of your destruction path Mauled by a digger would not be nice.
These scars, they’ll last forever but now I’m awake, so alive I’d be worried how you were singing if you weren’t alive. Although… ‘I love Brains’…

Are you happy now? A little happier. But only because I’m now ignoring your insults.
Have you got it all figured out? No, you’ve confused me even more.
I hope you’re living large I need to eat more cookies to fulfil this request.
Take another fool and break his heart Again, what if he breaks mine?

Are you better now? Vaguely. Well, not really. Although, my fault this time.
Everything you dreamed about? Nope. Dreams are easily crushed but then maybe the stuff that will happen that isn’t in my dream will be better than my actual dream.
Someone rich and you’ll fall in love Thinking of the money only isn’t the best way to go.
But it’s not him you’re thinking of Are you in my mind?

But it’s not him you’re thinking of… Déjà vu again...


DFTBA, Terrie, I have not forgotten!


NB:
This is the original song...

And Timbuktu is where that 'A' is:

Bits, bobs, and thingamajigs.

It’s usually the little things you come across in life that amuse me and make me happy. Little things like finding that you have enough change to buy something extra or finding that Matalan now sells £1 bags of sweets. Sometimes one of these little things is what can change a rubbish day into an alright day.

As I was walking down the road the other day, I noticed a van with “plants and tools hire” written on the side. I found this highly amusing. I mean, tools hire, fair enough, but how do you hire plants?! Last time I checked, plants were pretty permanent things that don’t appreciate constantly moving from one home to another. Besides, why would you hire a plant?

“Yes, I would like to hire a small fern.”

“Certainly sir, for how long do you wish to hire this plant?”

“Well, the plant is required for making my garden look good when my mother comes to visit so I’d like to hire it for six hours on Saturday.”

“Ok sir; please hold while we search our database for a free small plant.”

Really, what use is the opportunity to hire a plant?

Also, the other day I found a pair of white shoes. You’re probably thinking: ‘what’s so special about a pair of white shoes?’ Well my friend, white canvas shoes, a Sharpie pen and a bit of imagination makes for brilliantly unique shoes. For ages, I’ve wanted to have a pair of shoes that I could design myself but I could never find a pair that I liked at a decent price. However, I now have a unique pair of shoes with random Sharpie patterns all over them!

And for more randomness news... wait for me to post again! =)

Oh, and DFTBA, Terrie, I have not forgotten!